Self Publishing Conference in NYC


The Self Publishing conference Oct. 27, 2012 was great. Learned a ton, and had some things confirmed that I've kinda known, but never put into words. I thought I'd include some of my notes from the conference, and believe me, any mistakes or misquotes are totally my fault. I was scribbling as fast as I could, and my handwriting isn't the best in the world.  However, I hope I got the golden nuggets down, and if not, please accept my apologies. It's always so wonderful when the people who know what they're doing share their knowledge. Many, many thanks to all conference participants and especially to Bella Andre and Barbara Freethy for getting the show going on a strong footing.
Here are my notes from the first session:

 Bella Andre and Barbara Freethy

 

Andre:

1. Make sure your brand name is consistent. The covers need consistency and be sure to make your name bright and big and recognizable.

2.  Brands aren’t static –change them if needed

4. Lucy Kevin is her chick lit name and it sounds like the genre. Covers match the feel of the name.

5. Nonfiction books have subtitles under the titles. Why not fiction? Look at the market and see if there’s a hole, and fill it.

6. Series power – leave your last book open-ended so you can pick it up again if readers want you to. One book will help sell the whole series. Consider making it a freebie.

7. Frequency of publication: fast. 2-4 months turnaround.

8. Expand your market – POD

     a) audio books, but remember, people have to like the narrator. The series effect works the same here, so keep your narrator consistent if she’s a success with the first book.

9. She changed her Sullivan covers to make her name 1/3 of the page, 1/3 a design, and 1/3 the title and subtitle.  Her Sullivan series just sold for into the seven figure range to Mira.

 

Barbara Freethy:

1.      Sell direct or use an aggregater

2.      If you do it yourself, you can change your titles, pricing, etc more easily. 

3.      An aggregater pays you directly and you have the advantage of looking at all your sales in one place.

4.      Global distribution, foreign rights usually require an agent in that country, who works with your US publisher.

5.      You can have your works translated and upload them yourself. Elance has translators and proofers in that language.

6.      Get bloggers to look at your books. Use an author page on FB.Use social media, Twitter, in your author name.

7.       Check out the Kindle boards

8.      Send out a newsletter and collect email addies.

Long Term Publishing Goals

1.      Keep writing. Content is king.

2.      Think like a publisher – find people to help you, gather a team

3.      Covers – make them consistent for the brand you want

4.      Share the selling points of your books on your blog, twitter, etc.

5.      Hire professional proofers, artists, etc.

6.      Have more than one book

7.      Set realistic expectations because it’s a slow build.

8.      Write more, promise less

9.      Don’t worry about reviews. Don’t respond to them if they’re bad.

Pricing:

1.      For a new book,  $4.99 to $5.99 if it’s 75,000 words or more

2.      30,000 words - $2.99

Be sure to talk about your next upcoming book on social media well in advance, and put a first chapter in the back of the current book, inviting readers to buy it when it comes out on >>>>>date.


Use as many as 5 proof readers.  Set up a website for each of your different author names.
 

Keep the hands on the keyboard


I was reviewing some notes I took at a conference a few years back, and to my surprise, I had written them reasonably legibly and with some clarity. This is not often the case for my conference notes, where I’m often huddling with my hands under my legs because the AC is trying to out-blast Arctic winds.

These notes came from a talk by Dennis Palumbo, a well-known speaker and writer, and all-around great help to authors.  I thought I’d share some of the nuggets he provided, because they still resonate with me.

1.      Remember you are enough. (good one!)

2.      Write about the dog. i.e., work with what you’re given.

3.      Writing begets writing. Keep your butt in the chair and the hands on the keyboard.

All of these are so simple, but so true. Love even the story that isn’t working. Remember, the party is here and now. Everything thinks someone else is having all the fun. All successful writers still struggle, but they don’t give any weight to the struggle or meaning or weight.

And best of all, a good day is when you show up at the keyboard to write and you DO IT. As you write, you’re both writer and reader, and the dialogue is between you and what you’re writing.

A lonely business, n’est-ce pas? But Palumbo calls us warriors, a title I’ll happily don. We’re all pretty confident in our own abilities, or we wouldn’t be writers.  Fragile egos need not apply.

More later . . . .it’s all good.

A very good dog


A friend, Robin Williams, wrote recently about the passing of two of her old dogs. I was moved to tears. Her tale of these “satisfactory” dogs, as her dad would have called them, reminded me of the dog I married.

I figured it was about time I told the tale of Patience. Before my Beloved and I met, he opened his car door one day to a small black mutt who promptly jumped on the parcel shelf in the back seat of his Beemer and went to sleep. She’d been hanging around where he worked for a while, and he’d taken to feeding her.  One day, he decided to give her a chance, and if she took it, she was going home with him.  Her patience paid off.

This was not a dumb dog. She knew a good thing and she took full advantage of it. Though small, she was one tough cookie with an iron stomach. One day, she got into a five pound bag of chocolate chips. Ate the whole thing. My Beloved called the vet, who said that no matter what, don’t let her drink any water. By that time, she’d consumed about a gallon, and proceeded to toss her cookies down the stairs. Yep, she knew five pounds of chocolate didn’t mix with a 25 pound body.

When my Beloved and I married, Patience was well ensconced as queen of the house. She slept beside her rescuer at night, her head on the pillow next to his. One night, she woke up barking furiously, and my Beloved was surprised to see an apparition of a woman, dressed in black, rocking in the chair in the corner of his bedroom. Patience had taken her role of lady of the house seriously, and wasn’t about to let another woman, even a ghostly one, into her domain.

Then I showed up. Banished to a doggie bed on the floor, she showed her displeasure by chewing up all my bridal lingerie in the laundry basket. I guess she was afraid I would take her food along with her man, because she started hiding doggie food under the pillows in the bedroom, beneath the sofa cushions, and anywhere else she thought was safe from me. I fed her, I walked her, I bathed her (oh my stars, what a battle), I brushed her tangled fur. Nothing I did endeared me to her. I’d taken the love of her life from her, and she wasn’t about to forgive me.

Until I had children. Then she figured I was good for something. One day, very pregnant and tired, I ran home from work for a quick nap. Just twenty minutes, I thought. Four hours later, I awoke to find Patience cuddled up beside me, keeping watch.  Thus began our détente. When the children arrived, she’d lie beside the crib at night, keeping baby watch. As they learned to toddle, she followed them around, ready to catch them before they landed too hard. She licked sticky fingers and faces, and generally became their second mama.  They tugged on her fur to get to their feet, and she never once gave even the smallest sign of annoyance.

One day, when my youngest was about three or four, I was raking leaves in the back yard. I thought the children were playing in the fenced yard beside me, but somehow, the youngest had made a break for it and ended up in the front yard without my knowledge. Suddenly, I heard furious barking, something Patience never did, from the front of the house. Running out there, I saw a man near my baby, a very threatening looking man. Patience stood her ground between the man and my child, clearly aware of danger and not about to let him near her precious one.  For a small dog (we called her cockapoo-terrier-schnauser), she looked pretty fierce. I ordered the man to leave, and he wasn’t about to, until Patience decided she’d had enough. He ran.

The vet figured she was about 20 years old when the time came to say good-bye. She’d grown deaf and blind, and life wasn’t much fun anymore. We all adored her, and she’s still the standard by which we judge all other dogs.

 

Decision Height

Just returned from Roanoke, Virginia, where we saw a Hollins playwright's amazing Decision Height. Written by Meredith Levy, it tells the story of six young women who are accepted into the women air force service pilots program in WW II. They underwent rigorous training to fly planes across the ocean ( some ferried bombers to England) or as target practice trailing silk streamers.  They took up the slack so more pilots could see combat, and often flew in the worst equipment available. The stories of the six women in the play encompass a wide range of enlistees, from the wife and mother who volunteers so she can help end the war sooner, to the rebel rule- breaker who loves to fly and loves her brother, who is serving on a dangerous mission. One is a musician, another a farm girl with a high school education who paid for her flying lessons by giving equestrian classes to rich kids.

Though these women took the same oath to serve as their male counterparts, they were never accorded military benefits ( or military acknowledgement of their sacrifice when they died in substandard planes since their families had to pay to have their coffins shipped home). Only in 1977 did they receive recognition for their service, and many received their medals seven years after that - by mail.

The set was astounding and effective in conveying the barracks and feel of the environment in Sweetwater, Texas. Lighting was perfect, the keyboard and flute a perfect sound track, and the actors nailed it. I wish everyone could see this production. Make the trip this weekend, if you can. Ernest Zulia, who directed, wins my award for best in class this year.

Jammin'

I've been on a writing roll. It's as if my ennui, where I have had to slug out the pages and pray for the best, disappeared into the mist. MURDER ON THE MATTAPONI was in the desk drawer because I was afraid to tackle its rewrites. Once I became brave enough to assess the mess ( how cheesy is that?), the book took back its life and shaped itself up. I was so pleased, I tackled another 100,000 word monster I'd been avoiding. Voila! The freedom to make wholesale cuts (and boy, howdy, did I) pared it down to a lean 79,000 worder and a better story. OUT OF NOWHERE lived! The Halloween stories I've written every year for about 20 came together as SCARY STORIES FOR HALLOWEEN with some judicious editing. Eight stories were too young for the collection, so I may edit a set next year for younger readers.

This puts the current new mystery front and center. Time to quit tinkering and start hammering. I always cut the first forty pages of every new book (I think it just takes me forty pages to warm up to the people), so I don't worry about those "lost" pages anymore, I just write 'em. The first forty are done, so it's time for THE CASTOFFS to rock and roll.

I may put on Aerosmith in the background.

Deja Vue moment, Talladega, and Pots and Pans

The three aren't linked in any way I can imagine, but they've stuck with me for days now. I've been slamming through rewrites (I have to do them all at once, so I don't lose the continuity of the book), watching the Talladega race, and shopping for pots and pans. Onward and upward . . . .

About Talladega: the PTB have to do something. The race is dangerous because no one really races until the last couple of laps. A very few Big Names (Earnhardt and KyBu) ran up front (well, KK did too for a while), but everyone else hung around the back, waiting for the front of the pack to wreck so they could drive through the carnage. The problem is, this time the massacre happened on the last lap, and 25 cars went to the junk heap. I thought Tony Stewart was dead. Denny Hamlin's back row strategy worked and he ended up 11th, a good rank for him at a restrictor plate race. But sheesh, people, this isn't racing. This is bumper cars with every expensive toys and men's lives. Enough.

So, as I was walking the dogs Saturday, a sudden breeze picked up, the leaves rustled, and I had the startling feeling I'd been there, done that, in a different place and time. The neighborhood was totally quiet, and the afternoon sun was other-worldly, but I don't think anything else unusual was happening. I just felt I was in a different place and time, one familiar on another level. Ever happened to you? Weird.

Now to pots and pans. My 30 yo Revere Ware has had more than its fair share of cooking disasters. I have been known to melt them on the stove, and that takes real talent. So I decided to buy a new set of cookware, made in the U.S. of A.  Easy, I thought, I'll order more Revere Ware. Whoops, it's made in China now. So I went shopping. I found cookware made in China, Taiwan, France, and Italy. Bed Bath and Beyond failed me. Macys failed me. Everywhere I looked online, I was outta luck.

I'd given up, until I ran into a Tramontina saute pan at TJ Maxx, of all places. It was stamped "Made in USA!" Eureka, I thought, and punched the brand up on my computer. Found it, and it's a Brazilian company that manufactures here and in Brazil. But there were no links to sellers. I was about to give up, when by chance, in hunting down Halloween decor at Tuesday Morning, I found Tramontina sauce pans. Dancing to the cash register, I felt as if I'd hit the lottery.

My question is, why is it so darned hard to buy a pot made in the United States of America?

Halloween 2012




I'm posting this year's story a little early because I hope it will encourage anyone who likes weird stuff to read this time of the year to go to Amazon and buy my short story collection. Titled SCARY STORIES FOR HALLOWEEN, it should go live by Tuesday, the 2nd of October.  Through the years, I've always written a Halloween short story for my children and their friends, and I've collected enough of them to form a book (175 pages).  Some stories didn't get included, because they were for a young crowd, but the majority have been written in recent years. Hope you enjoy this one! It was inspired by a true event, believe it or not.


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The Beginning of the End

© Tracy Dunham 2012

 

 

     “What the hell was that?” The fisherman, Harry, cut the line, throwing the ugly fish back into the river.  “I’ve never seen the like.”  He wiped the knife he’d used to cut the line and stuck it back into his pocket.

            The day had begun at 5 a.m. as a perfect one for fishing, a bit cool and misty, with warm water, lots of shade, and plenty of quiet. But he and his fishing buddy hadn’t caught so much as algae all morning.

     “Looked to me like a cross between a snake and a crocodile.”  His friend, Matt, frowned, leaning over the railings on the bridge to stare into the water.

     “You’ve never seen a croc, so don’t go talkin’ like an idiot.”  Reeling in the rest of the line, the fisherman stuffed his bait jar in the basket at his feet.  “I’m done. Ain’t nothin’ gonna bite now, not with that sucker down there.”

     The late morning sun had shifted and now beat down on the river, where salt water meshed with the downflowing fresh.  Both men leaned over farther and glared at the water.
     “It’s still there, swimming in circles. Maybe we should catch it again, show it to somebody.”

     “Nasty thing, I don’t think so.”  The first fisherman, Harry, pulled out his phone. “I’ll call that fish man. The one who’s down here all the time looking for whatever he’s looking for.  Fancy professor, isn’t he? Had me put his phone number in my contacts list.  That’s the guy, Winters.”  He pushed “send.”

     Josh Winters checked his cell phone.  The number wasn’t familiar, but he’d given his card to just about every fisherman from the mouth of the James River, along the Appomattox and the Mattaponi and as far north as he could get and stay within his purview. He answered, not expecting anything earthshattering.

    “Hello, Doc?  You said to call if we saw something weird in the water, and we did.”

    The fisherman laid out the macabre fish story, describing the sharp, long teeth, the scales that looked like stones, and a body at least three feet long.  “And it’s just swimming around in big circles, like it’s stuck here. Usually when I set a fish free, it skedaddles.  Something you want to see, Doc?”

    “You bet I do. Where are you?”  Winters waited while Harry gave him directions.
“I can be there in thirty minutes. Keep an eye on it, and take a picture with your cell phone, if you can.”  If the scales weren’t really scales, but scutes, or bony plates, it could be a sub-species of sturgeon. But the teeth didn’t fit. Not a bit. He got more excited.

    Josh left a note for his wife on the kitchen counter and jumped in the car. It probably wasn’t anything, but he couldn’t afford to ignore any tips.  He’d been yelling loud and clear for a year that the massive climate changes worldwide were capable of creating new species but so far, he hadn’t been able to prove it. All the signs pointed to big, big changes in evolution, but the first steps hadn’t been found, not yet. He was determined to be the scientist who discovered them, and he knew, just knew, they’d come from the water.

     Driving to the old bridge across the river, he thought about what he’d see, hoping it was a different species, something not yet discovered.  Sturgeon, it was believed, had cross-bred with other species, producing hybrids.  If this was a hybrid sturgeon and it had come from a different genera, he might have something to show for all his research. Trying to tamp down his excitement, he recited every reason why an ordinary fisherman wouldn’t have discovered proof of evolution.  No primordial soup. No special spot with the exactly correct breeding ground. No extraordinary weather over the past month or so, nothing but the suffocating heat that had become a summer constant. Finally, it seemed as if the heat had broken.

     When he got to the bridge, he found the gray-haired, grizzled men sitting on overturned buckets on the edge of the crumbling concrete span, smoking. Josh recognized them from prior conversations, and threw them a wave before he leaned in to the glove box to pull out his camera. These guys had been fishing this spot for years, he remembered.

     The men stood as he approached.  Their frowns didn’t worry him.

     “Doc, it’s still down there.  Me and Harry, we ain’t seen nothin’ like it, not in all our years fishing this bridge.  You said to call.” 

    “Matt, right? Thanks for the call, Harry.  So let’s take a look.”  He shook hands before leaning over the edge of the bridge and pulling out his binoculars.  The scientist aimed them where Harry and Matt were pointing.

     At first, all he saw were rocks and algae.  Then there was a gray flash and something moving so quickly, he almost missed it. Checking it out more closely, Josh finally got an eyeful. Letting out a long whistle, he pounded the concrete balustrade.

     “Thank you, boys. This is really cool.  Keep watching it, will you, while I get my wet gear from the car.”

     Josh could barely contain his excitement. The fish resembled a sturgeon in size, although a bit small but then again, it could be young and not reached its full growth yet, and it had teeth, which was definitely outside the box.  Besides which, sturgeon were unknown in this river.  If he could get closer, he’d collect more pictures, and then if he was really lucky, he could net it, tag it, attach a transponder, and release it, so he could follow its progress.  Throwing on his wet suit, flippers, and snorkeling gear, he waded into the river. The two old men leaned over the railing, watching him.

    The shallow water gave way quickly to pretty deep, then deeper. Swimming slowly, he aimed his waterproof camera forward, trying to keep his movements to a minimum.  The fish didn’t seem too impressed with him, much to his surprise. Its circles stayed constant, and the fish’s mouth opened as if getting ready to scoop up some krill, just like a whale or a bottom-feeding sturgeon. Only sturgeon possessed no teeth, and this one had a mouth full. Filming constantly, Josh willed another one of the unusual species to show up.  The behavior fit perfectly into a mating pattern, and this part of the river was warm enough to lay eggs. If he could collect a male and female after observing their mating, he’d do a jig on a tightrope.

     Suddenly, the fish swiveled and stared at Josh for half a second before charging at him.

            “Whoa!”  Letting the camera swing from the lanyard around his neck, Josh backpedalled as fast as he could.  He didn’t want to interfere with the fish, but those were a nasty set of teeth on that sucker.

            He splashed like crazy, expecting the fish to back off and run.

            It didn’t. Something bumped his thigh, and he felt a pinch.  Thank God for the wet suit, because he really didn’t relish getting chomped by this whatever-it-was.

            “Hey guys!”  Josh yelled up to the fisherman, leaning over and staring with the mouths wide open. “Throw some rocks, or something, from up there.  Gotta get him off me without killing him.”

            Hitting the shallows faster than he expected, Josh stumbled backwards and fell flat on his back. At that instant, the fish grabbed onto his flipper and tugged. What the hell? He thought this couldn’t be happening. This wasn’t some crazy old catfish with a death wish. This son of a bitch was one mean mother, and it clearly didn’t matter that Josh was five times his size.   Scrambling backwards, he dragged the fish, still chewing on his flipper, out of the water as the fishermen showered gravel and small stones on him and the fish.

            Undeterred, the fish clung to his flipper with his jaw locked like a vise. For the first time, Josh was less worried about hurting the creature than he was with getting away from it altogether.  He’d never seen such an ugly mother.  The scales definitely looked like concrete, and the eyes, boy howdy, those eyes were downright malevolent. And talk about being a fighter – if anyone was going to back down, it was Josh.

            Dragging his ass up the embankment, Josh expected the fish to release his death grip on the flipper, but no such luck.  It not only held on until it was no longer breathing water, but it squiggled and bucked to make sure it kept its grip on Josh. 

            “What you want us to do, Doc?”  Harry called down from the bridge as Josh cursed and tried to get the flipper off his foot, so he could throw the fish, still locked onto it, back into the water.

            “Nothing, thanks,” Josh shouted, trying to shove the loose flipper backwards, thus moving the fish into the water before it croaked.  If he killed it, he’d never forgive himself.  This new species, and he was almost sure it was one, was acting like no other fresh water fish he’d ever studied, except the snakehead.

            The snakeheads, an import from China that had destroyed eco systems before it was controlled, and not well at that, was well known by now. This sturgeon on steroids was nothing like the snakehead, of that much he was sure, except for the teeth and the aggressiveness.  There was no long dorsal fin, for one thing, and this fish had a narrow mouth, not the wide mouth of the snakehead.

            It struck him like a boulder – could a sturgeon have mated with a snakehead? Was this a new predator with the teeth of the snakehead and possibly the size and longevity of a sturgeon? This was all they needed, a stur-snake fish who lived a hundred years or more like the sturgeon with the colossal breeding capacity of a snakehead.

            He needed help, and he needed it fast.  If he could only get the damned fish back in the water, he’d call for backup. Grad students with nets, other colleagues who’d want to get a look at the monster before anyone else. He was making a list in his head of who to call when he realized that the fish hadn’t released the flipper and was on the bank of the river, in the dirt, and still moving. In fact, it was shaking the flipper like a rat terrier would a prey, even though he’d slipped his foot out of the fake fin.  Backing up, he watched with awe as the fish, a cold gray color with black eyes, wiggled its way towards him, flipper still in its mouth.

            Pausing for a second, the fish seemed to be weighing its options. Josh would swear he could see the shift in thought in its eyes as it realized the flipper wasn’t still attached to Josh, and he was getting away.  With an audible click, the stur-snake opened its jaws, shook the flipper free, and twisting like a snake, slid faster than any reptile Josh had ever seen.

            “Sheesh!” Turning, Josh ran for his car, the fish close behind. If he hadn’t known it wasn’t possible, he’d have sworn the fish was snapping at his heels. “Guys, anyone have a net?” he yelled to the fishermen still on the bridge.

            “Not big enough for that mother!” Harry shouted back. “Got me a filet knife, want me to throw it down?”

            Josh noticed the fishermen weren’t eager to join him on the riverbank.  “Sure, toss it.”  Josh turned and ran for his car, parked beside the riverside drive. 

            The thin, sharp bladed knife landed at his side, and as he paused to pick it up, he almost fell over.  The damned creature was gaining on him.  He didn’t want to kill the fish, but it was obvious he’d never get close enough, not without heavy-duty gloves, to grab it and throw it back into the water.  Surely it couldn’t breathe air, or had it inherited the snakehead’s capacity to breathe in oxygen, as well?  He didn’t want to think about the possibility.

            Surely when the fish realized it was on a suicide mission, it would retreat.  Jumping onto the hood of his Jeep, Josh jerked off his snorkeling equipment and waited for the fish to turn back.  It didn’t.

            Nothing was safe from this enraged predator, not even the Jeep’s tires.  The fish lunged, snapping at the front right tire, just under where Josh sat.

            Josh had had enough. He needed to study this specimen in detail. To hell with studying it in its new habitat. Either it was on crystal meth or something was seriously wrong in its brain, something that evolution wasn’t handling in survival mode.  Grasping the filet knife, Josh leaned over and stabbed at the back of the creature’s head, just exactly where he should have been able to kill it instantly.

            Evidently the stur-snake had an anatomy that wasn’t aware it was supposed to be vulnerable. Glancing off the shutes, the knife blade got caught in something else. Jerking back his hand, Josh watched in amazement as the fish turned its head and without another glance at Josh, tugged at the blade with its teeth, dislodging it.  That was it. Josh had had it with the sucker.

            Clambering from the hood, he edged into the jeep via the passenger side window.  Once inside, he considered what to do next.  He couldn’t leave this air-breathing monster free to attack innocent people and animals.  If there were any fish left in the old fishing hole, it would be a miracle.  The thing was a killing machine, he was sure of it.

            His only option wasn’t his first choice, but it was the only one that made sense. Starting the engine, he backed up until he could see the fish, staring at the vehicle as if he would jump on it and shake it between those killer jaws. He increased pressure on the accelerator, trying to fake out the fish.  When he thought he was close enough, he floored it.

            He never felt a tell-tale bump. How could he have missed it? Braking, he peered out the window, expecting to see squashed fish.

            Instead, the creature had turned in the road to face him and was rising up on its back fin, much like a cobra preparing to strike.  Josh couldn’t believe it.

            Grabbing his cell, he dialed 911. This called for the cavalry, and grad students with nets weren’t going to cut it.  Instead of worrying that he’d sound like a nut job, he laid out the problem to the 911 dispatcher, assuring her of his credentials and that animal control and several armed officers were the only solution to the attack fish even then wiggling towards his Jeep.

            To her credit, the dispatcher didn’t laugh or talk to him as if she were calling the men with the white jackets to pick him up.  While he waited for reinforcements, Josh picked up his underwater camera and started it up again. No one would believe him, and even if they saw the video they’d probably think he’s manufactured it, but he would know the video didn’t lie.  Filming every move the fish made as it stalked his car, he didn’t hear the fishermen from the bridge yelling and screaming.

            By the time he noticed, the two men were dangling in the air in the claws of a huge bird with a long, pointed beak and feathers a color he’d never seen before. With one man in each claw, the bird swooped low over the Jeep and released them.  Cringing, Josh began to shake as the fabric top to the Jeep ripped and both men, bloody and screaming, plunged inside.

            “What the f . . . ?”  Josh shouted as the two men howled and threw blood all over him as they thrashed about. “What was that?  Are you guys okay?”

            Josh estimated the men, together, weighed close to four hundred pounds. What kind of bird picked up two men and threw them where it wanted them to go?

            They never stopped screaming long enough to answer him.  Forcing Harry’s hands from his face, Josh saw that his eyes had been pecked out. Bloody holes wept blood and Josh almost retched right there.

            But he had to think. Had to figure out what was going on. It wasn’t possible, his over-educated brain was telling him. No way in the world.

            Fighting the men aside, Josh poked his head out of the rent canvas top and watched the bird circling like a buzzard overhead.  He wasn’t an ornithologist by a long shot, but he’d seen enough pictures of pterodactyls to know those babies were kin, if they weren’t the real thing themselves.  How could that be? He wondered. Pterodactyls were as ancient as the origins of the sturgeon and snakehead. Everything pointed to the bird being a pterodactyl, and he was just crazy enough to believe it was a close relative if it wasn’t the real thing.

            While Josh was busy recording the encircling bird, he didn’t notice the fish crawling inside his engine compartment. From there, it wound its way through a hole in the firewall, which it conveniently enlarged with its huge front teeth. While it rested in the insulation barrier, it laid about 15,000 eggs. That done, it gnawed its way inside the passenger compartment and found its prey.  The one who had annoyed it the most stood on a seat, his head and arms raised skyward, with an object held aloft.  Two other annoying objects lay on a seat, moaning and emitting the most delicious scent.

            Blood. 

            Mouth open, the fish, which thought of itself as the master of its universe, chose the juiciest target and attacked.

            By the time the fish was satiated, there was plenty left for the bird, which perched on the Jeep’s roll bar and had a filling meal.

            Not far from the spot beside the fishing hole on the river, a lizard awoke from a nap and knew it was time.  The ground shook as it took its first steps, leafs shook free from trees, and small animals ran to ground. Even they knew they’d never be fast enough.

            The time had come to return the earth to the way it had once been.  The good old days were here again.

            This time, man wasn’t in ascendency.  Josh and the fishermen were just the first two sources of real food that would help the young ones survive.

             

           

           

 

    

    

    

    

Mille Fois Merci

Thank you a million times over to everyone who purchased the 99 cent Kindle books during the Book Blitz. We learned a lot, including the fact that Friday looks like the best day for a big book push. Still learning about metadata and how it influences drill down lists, tags, reviews, "likes," etc. Covers are clearly important.

The Avalon Authors may try this again with holiday-themed books. It will be interesting to see if themed stories do better than a wide range of genres.  Everyone who helped deserves a big round of applause, including Mona Ingram and Barbara Morgenroth, who worked like yoemen to organize this blitz.

I'm working on my Halloween story for 2012 and will post it here when it's finished. I've also put together a collection of Halloween stories from years past, and will get it onto the Kindle platform this week, the good Lord willing and the crik don' t rise.

More books at bargain prices!

Yesterday's books were such a hit, and sold so well, I'm going to post more links to books that will be on sale for 99 cents today, through Monday.  The specific day for each group will be at the top of the list.  If you have any questions, ask here, because this is a teriffic way to try new authors.


Saturday, September 22
Christine Bush

Warning at Eagle' Watch

http://www.amazon.com/Warning-Classic-Medical-Mystery-ebook/dp/B005I6B35M/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1348246794&sr=1-1


Fran McNabb

Selling as author name Fran Fisher

Forever My Love

http://www.amazon.com/Forever-My-Love-ebook/dp/B006P7FC5U/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1348243445&sr=1-1-fkmr0


Karen McCullough

Programmed for Danger
http://www.amazon.com/Programmed-for-Danger-ebook/dp/B0091TRBYY/ref=sr_1_1_title_1_kin?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1348243506&sr=1-1&keywords=karen+mccullough+programmed+for+danger






Joan Vincent

Honour's Debt
http://www.amazon.com/Honours-Debt-Honour-ebook/dp/B007JWPNJK/ref=sr_1_1_title_0_main?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1348243577&sr=1-1&keywords=joan+vincent+honour%27s+debt


Sunday, Sept 23

Beate Boeker

Rent-A-Thief
http://www.amazon.com/Rent-a-Thief-ebook/dp/B009DAHRKY/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1348246564&sr=1-1&keywords=beate+boeker+rent-a-thief


Kent Conwell

Night of the Butcher

http://www.amazon.com/Night-of-the-Butcher-ebook/dp/B005D7VAV8/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1348246728&sr=1-1&keywords=kent+conwell+night+of+the+butcher


Rebecca Boschee

Zombies for Breakfast

http://www.amazon.com/Zombies-for-Breakfast-ebook/dp/B007U7WPGS/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1348246666&sr=1-1&keywords=rebecca+boschee+zombies+for+breakfast


Monday, September 24

Tracy Dunham

Murder on the Mattaponi

http://www.amazon.com/Murder-on-the-Mattaponi-ebook/dp/B009DQH3ES/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1348246998&sr=1-1&keywords=tracy+dunham+murder


Victoria M Johnson

The Substitute Bride

http://www.amazon.com/The-Substitute-Bride-ebook/dp/B00762XPB6/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1348247045&sr=1-1&keywords=victoria+johnson+the+substitute+bride


Mona Ingram

Gift Wrapped for Christmas

http://www.amazon.com/Gift-Wrapped-Christmas-Contemporary-ebook/dp/B009DRUP9C/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1348247100&sr=1-1&keywords=mona+ingram+gift+wrapped+for+christmas

Book Buying Blitz

We need help. A group of authors who were once published by Avalon (now no longer, sigh) are posting books we've put up for Kindle on Amazon at 99 cents. Yes, you read that correctly. We're trying an experiment, to see if sales within a specified twelve hour spread make a difference in Amazon rankings.  If you all would be so kind, could you download (you don't have to read them if they're not your cuppa tea), the following books on the following days, starting today, between noon and midnight, PST. (For the Easterners, that's 3 p.m. to 3 a.m. the following morning.)

Here's a pix of the cover of my brand new, never published anywhere before mystery, on sale Monday. MURDER ON THE MATTAPONI.


Friday, September 21

Barbara Morgenroth
Mounted (Bittersweet Farm)

Blanche Marriott

Carole Hutchens

Flames of Deceit
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0067PZXPE

Kathryn Quick
Braeden and Janne
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008880DLW

Saturday, September 22

Christine Bush
Warning at Eagle' Watch

Fran McNabb
Selling as author name Fran Fisher
Forever My Love

Karen McCullough
Programmed for Dangerhttp://www.amazon.com/dp/B0091TRBYY
Joan Vincent
Honour's Debthttp://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JWPNJK
Sunday, September 23


Beate Boeker
Kent Conwell
Night of the Butcher

Rebecca B
Zombies for Breakfast

Monday, September 24

Tracy Dunham
Murder on the Mattaponi

Victoria M Johnson
The Substitute Bride
Mona Ingram
Gift Wrapped for Christmas

Workspace

Somewhere, I can't remember exactly where, the poster was asking for photos of writing work spaces. Looking around my room (Yes, I have a writing room. However, it's also the business room, the doing-taxes room, the extra storage room, and the no-place-on-the-bookshelf-room-so-it-gets-stuffed-there room.  I swear, one day I'll empty it out and start over, but meanwhile, I thought it would be fun to point out all the stuff with which I'm surrounded. Everything has meaning to me, and I get a kick out of it every time I sit down at the desk to write.There's nothing earthshattering, by any means. It's just my personal picture of chaos. I'm very fortunate, and I know it.

To the right of my computer. My youngest painted the stilllife  in Middle School.
Filing cabinet to my left. Family pix, Vogler in outline form.
Michael Hague cheat sheet. Daytona race pix, my eldest daughter's
early self portrait from 20 years ago.

Also to my left, sticky notes and Mary Englebreit poster.
It says it all.

Neil Armstrong

Through the wonders of the NASA TV app, I watched Neil Armstrong's memorial service at National Cathedral in D.C. yesterday. I'm so glad I could (ah, the wonders of modern technology).  What a fitting tribute to a man who wanted no fame, no notoriety, no glamor - only to be of service.

I wish kids in classrooms everywhere could have seen it. Friend after friend cited the astronaut's humility and ethics, his unwavering morality and kindness.  Just think - he was the first human to step foot on a solid body outside of earth.  Yet he never exploited his fame, not for a second.

We were living in Turkey but scheduled for repatriation in August of 1969.  My father pulled every string imaginable to get us back to the States in time to see the televised moon landing.  Unfortunately, his reason - wanting his children to witness such an historic event - didn't cut orders for an early departure from Ankara. We missed seeing that "one small step" by a few weeks.

While I wish we had been able to see it on TV (there was none in Turkey in those days), I'm grateful our family watched one of the launches from Cape Canaveral a few years ago. I'll never forget the sound - astoundingly, ear-splittingly loud.  And the light! The speed - I've never seen anything go so fast, and probably never will again.

Space is another frontier we should keep exploring. Cutting funds from NASA doesn't help this nation.  We are born adventurers.  When we count pennies, we're pound foolish, to paraphrase that old cliche. How many children now look at the night sky and wish they could get there? 

Neil Armstrong was designing a way to land an aircraft on Mars when he was a student. How many Neil Armstrongs are there now in our schools who will never have a chance to replicate his accomplishments because we won't, as a nation, support a space program?

How we write

Many years ago, my grandmother gave me this sterling ink well. It has a green glass bottom and part of the interior is filled with solid green glass. It's been a bit battered through the years, but I've always kept it on my desk as a reminder that this is where it all starts. The ink must go onto the paper.

I was agonizing about throwing away first drafts I'd done on legal pads, pen and pencil, scratched through pages and all. Why I have this almost physical feeling about those papers is beyond me - maybe it's the memory of the act of writing, the moving of the hand across the lines, the doodling I did in the margins as I tried to figure out a scene. I can still feel the accomplishment as I flipped over to a clean, fresh page.

Don't get me wrong - I wouldn't trade computers for typewriters ever again.  My poor IBM Selectric got a workout.  And any major changes required retyping the whole manuscript. Lawsy, as we say in the South! It's like progressing from an outhouse to indoor plumbing. Wouldn't go back again, no, no,no!

Still, I find myself buying fancy cartridge pens, colored inks I can syphon into them, and notebooks with lines spaced just right for my lousy penmanship.  Every now and then, I start writing in one, and it curbs my hunger for the written word, in ink, on a piece of rag paper very quickly. It's so slowwww.

Now if the words would just tumble onto the page as fast as I can type, I'd be in good shape. Do you suppose one day we'll just have to think of the words and they'll appear, like magic, on the screen? Hope I'm around.

Getting soft. . . The Race at RIR

Well, a lot soft, if this keeps up.  The garden and yard got minimal attention this summer, the heat and humidity were so overpowering.  But what I'm talking about is my tolerance as a race fan, not my paunch and love handles. 

Just today I found pictures of all of us, plus the girls and their buddies from university, freezing our fannies off at Martinsville one spring race. I remember thinking it wasn't possible to be more miserable, but lo and behold, the sun came out and we peeled off coats, hats, and gloves as fast as we could. We cooked in the afternoon. Yet the grins on our faces say it all. We had a blast.

Not so much after the last race. Saturday's event at RIR carried the burden of the threat of scattered thunderstorms starting at 4 p.m.  This means, by the time the lightning was going to start dancing around the parking lot, filled with flag poles attached to truck bumpers and tents on metal frames, everyone was going to be good and drunk. (Not us, we use the long day awaiting the race to sit and read and cook on the grill.)

Sure enough, heavy rains drove in, tents started pulling free from their pegs, and we loaded everything up into the truck post haste in the rain. We saw the lightning, but figured it was far enough away.  Yet after two hours of waiting for the race it start, it was clear that the track was going to need serious drying. Okay, we could wait it out.

Only the temps had dropped from 90 and humid to really, really cold and very windy. With soaked feet, jeans, and every inch wet that our ponchos didn't cover, we weren't happy campers. Still, we stuck it out. The race started. We hugged each other to keep warm.  The rains came again, and not a sprinkle as the MRN announcers described it. It was a full-fledged downpour.

More rain delay. We'd given up on the spring RIR race because of the constant rain and wet, so we weren't going to chicken out again. As the stands emptied, and fewer and fewer people remained, we too joined the exodus as the next (third)  rain delay was called. We were cold and miserable, and who was the idiot who decided to start the race that late anyway in the first place? And what moron kept it running with rain delay after rain delay, when Sunday was going to be beautiful, according to the weather reports? No race should end at 2 a.m. 

We're done. The fans don't matter to NA$CAR.  We're through paying for very expensive seats at an event where the fans can be miserable, for all the powers-that-be care. 

It used to fun, not torture.

Denny Hamlin's Fourth Win and . . .

what does that mean for Gordon? Will there be a Chase without the iconic 24 car? It's hard to imagine. I bet there'll be a no-holds-barred free-for-all at Richmond next weekend, as Gordon claws his way over Kyle Busch. Can't wait. 

If there's any justice in the Nascar world, Carl Edwards is out of the Chase. I don't see any hope for him, not even if he wins Richmond, and I must say, I'm not upset. What goes around, comes around, right, Matt Kenseth?  I still remember Edwards' ugliness to MK at Martinsville, post-race, a few years back. As we used to say when a legal case went all wrong and the bad guy won, there is Divine Justice. No doubt about it.

Finally, it's a gray, rainy, humid, mosquito-rich Labor Day. What else did I expect? Time to tackle the desk and get back to work. . .laboring on a Labor Day. I like that. At least it doesn't mean childbirth. Been there, done that, no drugs either time. It was a lot more than labor, believe me.

Vacations, Verizon, and Injunctions

Vacation happened.  Yes, it's true. We took off in our loaded-to-the-gills SUV in a driving rainstorm, and it didn't improve much for the next five days.  Despite a thorough round of thunderstorms, we enjoyed doing nothing much for a week, reading tons of books, playing cards, and doing puzzles. I know, the most boring vacation on the planet, and it was, in all honesty, not what we'd planned. Hello, sun, sand, gentle lapping waves? Where were you?

But it's all good. We got out of town, and that's a plus in the dog days of August.  I'm not sure all the work it takes to get out of the house is worth it, (who knew there was so much laundry to be done before locking the front door?), but so far, it's a draw, and I'm fine with that.  I just wish I'd been disciplined enough to get some writing done.

Came home with one burning questions, however, and that is: how will an injunction on eight Samsung phones affect their current owners? My daughter has one on the banned list (and I'm betting the injunction is entered sooner rather than later), so we visited our neighborhood Verizon store yesterday to see what the contingency plan is.  I mean, if I were Verizon and I was expecting to lose Samsung phones from my inventory, I'd know what was what.

Nope. No one in the Verizon store had any knowledge of the Apple v. Samsung lawsuit, its outcome, and the pending request for an injunction.  We still don't know if apps will be available for the phones on the  hit list, if repairs and parts will be accessible, etc. Consumers, buy a Samsung phone at your own risk. Verizon ain't watchin' out for ya.

I'll get off my soap box for the moment. More brewing, but I must go pick up all the trash the dogs pulled out of the waste baskets.  They weren't happy about going on a doggy vacation of their own, and have been letting us know is several unsubtle ways for days now.

How would you feel? Creative Hijacking

First, mea culpa for not posting in a while. Life has been crazy, as in five hours of sleep is the norm, and the rest of the time I barely have time to blink.  It's slowing a bit, thank heavens, and I actually got about six hours of snooze last night! Progress!

I've been thinking about this post for a while. As I've said before, I'm a fan of the first four, maybe five, Craig Johnson LONGMIRE mysteries.  The character, Sheriff Walt Longmire, is a man of infinite patience, deadly aim, sharp intellect, and great melancholy. In short, he's a man I'd like to meet.  The mysteries are good - the first three are really a trilogy - and character-driven. My cuppa, for sure.

Couldn't wait for the A&E series to start. Despite the fact Katee Sackhoff looks nothing like the dark-haired Italian deputy,Vic, I was willing to go along with the casting. But the stories...whoa there, pardner.  Not a one bore a resemblance to any of the novels. A series has to have more than five or six stories, sure, but couldn't they have used some of them? Then lo and behold, last Sunday's episode centered around some white teen-agers who raped a developmentally disabled Cheyenne girl. At last, I thought, a plot line I recognize! It was going to be fun to see how they dramatized it.

Only they didn't. Not the novel plot, that is.  Didn't like it. Then I realized how they've changed Longmire's character, and that what's bothering me the most. He's churlish now, almost juvenile in his pettiness. Downright mean to his daughter. The real Longmire would never snap at Cady. Never.

And then there's the new plot line involving Longmire's dead wife. Everyone who has read the novels know she passed away from cancer, leaving a huge hole in her husband's life. It seems A&E has decided she was murdered, and Longmire kept it from their daughter. Bleeech. My mouth tastes bad and my head hurts. Why mess with the character and the basics of the books? 

I realize when you sell your book to a production company, you pretty much give them carte blanche, unless you're Nora Roberts.  But really, did A&E have to mess with what was a really good mystery series so drastically?  I feel for Craig Johnson, but maybe he's fine with all that sc**wing around with his creative work.  Me, I'd be hiring lawyers and going to war.

Nobody messes with my peeps. And my characters are my peeps, make no doubt about it.

Tragedy at Pocono

The tragic death of a fan and injuries to eight more as the result of a lightning strike in the stands today has brought incredible heartbreak to their families and and host of questions. Deepest condolences to the families.  I wish I knew why Nascar didn't warn the fans about the approaching storm,  since the weather people were frantic about the danger. It's more than a person can bear to think.

Yes! The Seekers is up!

After a long haul of re-reading and tweaking, playing with different covers and titles, I'm am so happy the first Mythmaker western is finally available on Kindle and Kobo.  (I have yet to figure out B&N.)  The Mythmaker series centers around Beth McFarland, army daughter and sister to Noble McFarland, army scout, and their lifelong friend, Johnny Two Hats, also a scout.  When Beth is captured by the Kiowa on her way back from school in the East, Noble and Johnny race to find her before she's killed.  Little do they know how resourceful she is.

As the Kiowa and Comanche, Johnny's mother's tribe, raid that summer for cattle and coups, Beth finds strength in forgiveness.  As she prays for the recovery of a small Kiowa boy, her only friend, she is healed of her anger at her captors and finds she is now an accepted healer, a woman of note. 

Johnny rejoins his tribe to try to track down Beth, and in so doing, discovers he is more Comanche than white.  Noble, heading another direction to rescue his sister, is struck by tragedy and pain, but also an unexpected love.  Their search for Beth leads both men in paths in their own lives they had never imagined possible.

As the tribes gather for the Medicine Lodge Treaty, Beth, Johnny, and Noble reunite one final time. Their lives will never be the same.